Nevermore

possessed-night-guard:

marauders4evr:

It’s just a flesh wound.

The single greatest scene in cinematic history.

(i dont reblog things on this blog but this was a keeper)

did-you-kno:

Cattle blood is so largely wasted that architect Jack Munro decided to make something eco-friendly out of it and created ‘Blood Bricks.’ He mixed cow blood with water and sand and baked it into a waterproof brick. It worked so well, he believes they could replace mud bricks in areas that have dry climates.  Source

did-you-kno:

Cattle blood is so largely wasted that architect Jack Munro decided to make something eco-friendly out of it and created ‘Blood Bricks.’ He mixed cow blood with water and sand and baked it into a waterproof brick. It worked so well, he believes they could replace mud bricks in areas that have dry climates. Source

grizzlygains:

arlogivensisacat:

faptop:

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD WHY IS MY SENSE OF HUMOR THIS TERRIBLE

i still can’t get over this.

I love this god damn mountain

bufotoxin:

what’s the deal with the posts i keep seeing that are like “mentally ill people CANNOT HELP being abusive please do not blame them for being abusive since they can’t control it uwu” like i am sympathetic to the idea that mental illness sometimes causes people to behave in hurtful ways but i don’t think that means other people are obligated to put up with it, particularly when those most likely to be targeted by that behavior are other mentally ill people

tomhanksworld:

"and i said to myself Mother Fucker" hahahaha 

did-you-kno:

Tornadoes are invisible. After all, they’re just moving air, right? The only reason you can see them is because of the water droplets that form inside the funnel cloud, and the dirt and debris they pick up once they touch ground.    Source

did-you-kno:

Tornadoes are invisible. After all, they’re just moving air, right? The only reason you can see them is because of the water droplets that form inside the funnel cloud, and the dirt and debris they pick up once they touch ground. Source

I’ve been on an extensive jazz kick lately. It’s so relaxing.

Had an insanely good time at this party I went to with my roommate earlier, even though I was sober driver. Really hit it off with this cute girl. I haven’t laughed that hard with a complete stranger in a looooong time. Which is a weird thing to have happen with any frequency to begin with. So maybe tonight was in fact the first time I’ve laughed that hard with a stranger. Idk. Either way, it’s the little things like having strange impromptu conversations with cute girls about tupac and cookie monster that can make a night fun. :D

Though Mean Girls was rated PG-13 for “sexual content, language, and some teen partying,” that was a rating Paramount had to fight for, says Waters. “We had lots of battles with the ratings board on the movie. There was the line, ‘Amber D’Lessio gave a blow job to a hot dog,’ which eventually became ‘Amber D’Lessio made out with a hot dog.’ Which is somehow weirder! That’s the thing we found: When you’re trying to make a joke obey the rules and not use any bad words, it can actually become seamier, even.” Still, there were some things that Waters simply refused to change. “The line in the sand that I drew was the joke about the wide-set vagina. The ratings board said, ‘We can’t give you a PG-13 unless you cut that line.’ We ended up playing the card that the ratings board was sexist, because Anchorman had just come out, and Ron Burgundy had an erection in one scene, and that was PG-13. We told them, ‘You’re only saying this because it’s a girl, and she’s talking about a part of her anatomy. There’s no sexual context whatsoever, and to say this is restrictive to an audience of girls is demeaning to all women.’ And they eventually had to back down.”
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