Nevermore

keep-on-chooglin:

I dig aspoonfulofinsanity' s answers. I like how we are wicked similar in thought, but you plagiarized some of my answers goddamnit!

Shhhh this isn’t a classroom and I had to hold down the delete button less. Plus can you really complain that we both love birch beer and are passionate about politics? BC THAT’S ALL I PLAGIARIZED, ASSMUNCH

assdeluxe:

higgzorz:

her: u eat ass?

me: image

delete this post

PORK BUTTS AND TATERS FOR DINNER TONIGHT, KIDS

Tagged by the straight shooter keep-on-chooglin

1. Name: Joe
2. Nickname: Broseph
3. Birthday: November 30
4. Gender: Male
5. Straight
6. Height: 5’10”
7. Timezone: Eastern US
8. Time and date” 10:53 PM September 2
9. Average hours of sleep per night: 8
10. Last thing I googled: *Looks at google searchbar* UConn’s academic calendar
11. Most used phrase: “Word”
12. First word to come to mind: “Fetus” because I was watching Monty Python
13. 1 place that makes me happy and why: Any beach, for a multitude of reasons, mostly nostalgic in nature
14. How many blankets I sleep with: At least a sheet, at most a sheet comforter and electric blanket
15. Favorite beverages: Ice Cold lemonade, freshly brewed tea, and birch beer.
16. Last movie I saw in a theater: Guardians of the Galaxy
17. Things I can’t live without: Books, Internet, Clean socks and good conversation
18. Something I plan on learning: Theoretical physics and How to play the piano
19. Advice for my followers: please please please pay attention to politics. Ask questions, challenge everything you hear or read, especially if your only source is from tumblr. Don’t hesitate to be skeptical. Most importantly, remain open to new ideas.
20. A song you all have to listen to: Number City by Coheed and Cambria. Marvelous fuse of Techno, Rock, Metal, and Jazz.
21. My blogs. Just this one

I’ll tag expensive-sadn3ss and darth-pyxi

future-robin:

This is honestly one of my favorite Spongebob moments. Can we take a minute to realize how clever the writing for this show used to be? 

delicately-interconnected:

der-prinz-aus-stahl:

christian-glibertarian:

tumblr.

Monty Python predicted our generation.

Oh my god

did-you-kno:

A Walmart marketing campaign asked people to vote for the store location they wanted rapper Pitbull to visit. The promotion went viral as #ExilePitbull, and 70,000 votes sent him to Kodiak, Alaska. Source

did-you-kno:

A Walmart marketing campaign asked people to vote for the store location they wanted rapper Pitbull to visit. The promotion went viral as #ExilePitbull, and 70,000 votes sent him to Kodiak, Alaska. Source

dol1house:

lipstickstainedlove:

daniellelikesmusic:

WHATTHEFUCKAM I SEEINGHERE

I’m crying omfg

I’M GONNA FUCK A PUMPKIN

dol1house:

lipstickstainedlove:

daniellelikesmusic:

WHAT
THE
FUCK
AM
I
SEEING
HERE

I’m crying omfg

I’M GONNA FUCK A PUMPKIN

dol1house:

yung-peen:

tryllvester:

thegoodthebadthetia:

lmfao cuh

Japan infinitely greater than America

couldn’t be able to deal with that high

THAT IS AWESOME

officialfrenchtoast:

Jean-Ralphio rapping

marinashutup:

michael cera for best actor

iamsmallcat:

the last one killed me